It's a wonderful place, overall, I swear. We've got lunatics for politicians, but the people are generally lovely and there's just such a wide variety of landscapes and sights to see and ...

Yeah. I might like it here just a bit (even if I do want to round up most of our politicians and taser them into oblivion :-P) ;-)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno/deep-in-the-heart-of-texas#.qemRXPa5bl
But they missed one thing: Texas *is* also flat, in places. But there's a stark, wonderful beauty there, too, IMO:
http://media.web.britannica.com/eb-media/95/112695-004-F962ADC2.jpg
http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/excerpt-clouds-over-texas-panhandle.jpg
(Sorry, I'm terrible at remembering how to do links in comments. I keep swearing I'll *remember* sometime! :-P)